47 years young

aw shit.

WHOA, Scully has her up in “Squeeze” -wtf?

As an aside, my own hair could never quite do this, the early 90s was a sad time for my own French-twist-less hair.

Chuck Norris Dana Scully Facts:

1. Dana Scully can slam a revolving door.
2. Dana Scully can unscramble an egg.
3. Dana Scully doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Dana Scully.
4. If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re not Dana Scully.
5. Dana Scully counted to infinity…twice.
6. Helen Keller’s favorite color is…Dana Scully.
7. Crop circles are Dana Scully’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
8. Dana Scully ordered a Big Mac at Burger King…and got one.
9. Dana Scully can touch MC Hammer.
10. If Dana Scully is late, time better slow the fuck down.
11. The chief export of Dana Scully is awesome.
12. Dana Scully is the only human being to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
13. Dana Scully knows where Carmen San Diego is.
14. If you have five dollars and Dana Scully has five dollars, Dana Scully has more money than you.
15. A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people, it signifies that this spot belongs to Dana Fucking Scully and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
16. Dana Scully does not worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun sets and rises when Dana Scully tells it to.
17. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Dana Scully.
18. Dana Scully does not use spell check. If she misspells a word, Oxford simply changes the actual spelling the word.
19. Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Dana Scully to die before they take over.
20. Dana Scully got a perfect score on her M-CATs simply by putting her name for every answer.

(reblogged with a twist from fuckyeahgilliananderson)

Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. 
Mulder: I think it’s remotely plausible that someone might think you’re hot.

E.B.E.

Gillian Anderson: Care to take me to lunch?

Mulder: ?!

Scully: Scare you?

Mulder: You have no idea…

Fire

SCULLY: You set us up. You’re in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you’ve done, four days from now, no one will be able to stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a BITCH!

Beyond the Sea